your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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