he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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