love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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