Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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