Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
this boner is exhausting
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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