I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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