I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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