so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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