Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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