ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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