And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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