so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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