everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm bleeding and have questions
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
