i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
someone owes me an orgasm
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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