Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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