I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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