Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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