it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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