it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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