Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just pee around me
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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