insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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