Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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