Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
vagina is talking i cant
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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