I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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