Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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