idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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