can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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