He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think people are normalizing furries
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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