I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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