Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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