I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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