her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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