I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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