am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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