Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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