Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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