can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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