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say what?
wanna hang out?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So much rum. So many feels.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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