where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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