yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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