I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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