That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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