We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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