Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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