i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
In the future we'll all be gay
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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