fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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