All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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