Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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