I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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