Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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