We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
you never un-have a 4some
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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