Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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