mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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